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Craig: Man, looking at cars to hire when in UK to do our Tour De Highlands.

Looking at hire cars is a foreign experience. Average CO2 output. Pounds symbol per day. NOTHING MAKES SENSE.

me: hahaha

Craig: wtf is a large compact...

me: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAGGIS PER MILE?"

"EQUIVALENT STOAT POWER??"

Craig: Fuck it, we're hiring motorcycles.

me: "5 CHAFFINCHES TO THE HA'PENNY??"

Craig: *lost it*
Craig: THE TEARS!
have... visions....me: *wins*