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Sunday, May 17, 2009

...You Probably Had To Be There

They come from the Andes, a tight knit yet constantly in-fighting coalition of criminal families, who have terrorized the region for centuries. The locals live in constant fear of finding an alpaca head staring up at them lifelessly from the bed sheets; the dreaded calling card of this merciless organisation. In recent years they have moved into neighbouring countries and can now be found as far abroad as Australia.

They wear the latest in Peruvian woollen hats. They'll send you to sleep with the piranhas.

They are the llamafia.