Football Hackie: Inherently Dirty

Me and the lads played a good hour and a bit of football hackie again tonight. And something we realised is that almost anything you say about the game as it unfolds can be followed up with a 'that's what s/he said!' comeback. Here are just a few examples...

'That one slipped right through!'

'Put your foot into it!'

'There was too much toe in that one...'

'Before I realised what was happening it just hit me in the face...'

Aren't we just a bunch of classy folks?