INSTANCE THE FIRST
GIRL: (waves cellphone at me, looking pleased) I just scored a year's free contract!
DAN: (smiling encouragingly) Wow, awesome! How did you score that?
GIRL: Blah blah technical fault compensation etc
DAN: That's great! Uh... sorry, but do I know you?
Turns out she was at the same WINZ meetings as myself. EPIC FAIL. Still, she was cool about it, and we talked for 5 minutes longer.
INSTANCE THE SECOND:
CHECKOUT GUY: Dude... do you know, you look just like-
DAN: (resignedly) Penn the magician guy, right?
CHECKOUT GUY: ...who? Nah bro, the drummer from Kings of Leon! With the long hair and the beard going on.
DAN: ....huh. That's a new one.
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